The task that I've taken upon me is not easy when being high gives you a creative spontaneity which is more of an effort when you are sober. I wonder if my contemporaries make use of these ancestral traditions which our forefathers from romantic era left behind.
In all fairness to the enlightened intellectuals who buy their enlightenment in small packets and syringes must be the modest of men alive on the planet. They epitomize the theory that happiness comes in small things. Although they have done a commendable job to hide the other side of it- too much happiness can be fatal. Sometimes I consider myself lucky to be able to feel melancholy and nonchalance, for I can't imagine a life of constancy and flat-lines without any crests or troughs. The greatest irony is that it is mankind's biggest desire to attain stability in life. I wonder that this unattainable condition, that my fellow men have made possible through their heroines and cokes in the silver-screen of their life, makes them the hero or villain? If they are the heroes (Which they technically are because they secure the heroine from the clutches of villains) then we are the villains. And if, by any distant possibility, we become the heroes, I wonder if the heroines will entertain us. I have reasons to believe that if we were to become heroes, the heroine will find the villains to be a better prospect than us.
In any case, the thought of what becomes of their life once the movie ends and they are walking out to the bright shining light that falls upon their fragile eyelids. I think they underestimate the power that they are provided with, its not everyday that you find individuals that can enter temples of metaphysical extremes. I think even Spiderman underestimated the importance of his words when he said with great power comes great responsibility. In my strong opinion, the path of salvation for us, the people who live in darkness, is the precious substance that is incredibly tricky to acquire and smuggle.
It is rather easy to handle such a situation in a democracy. The government's negligence only shows its the weakness of its authority and mass management. It shall work out to both the interest of the center and the public to make drugs available in condiment shops across the nation. The widespread availability of such substances would facilitate higher satisfaction of pot taking population in the country.
I do not wish to impose my own notions on to the government but it would certainly be a smart move on the part of them to survey the international hubs of cocaine, heroine, LSD and other drugs I know not of. This discreet survey will enable us to transit into the other phase of the plan. We shall then employ our unemployed to live there in discretion as immigrants smuggling the drugs. This should not be much of a problem as our prime minister has already been kind enough to lay foundations India's healthy foreign relations. We can establish a complete monopoly in the Asian market for drugs by directing all the drug smugglers to India. Invariably, we now become the suppliers in the east, fulfilling our trade deficit and earning substantially from exports. Since this cycle would be a highly confidential project and beyond the view of public eye, the prospect for the ruling party becomes even greater - the revenue earned by this cycle can be eased into the swiss bank accounts without drawing any attention.
The utility of drugs does not only operate internationally, but also intra-nationally. If a certain part of the government budget is segregated towards the circulation of drugs, it shall be of great effectiveness. The government must encourage the companies to use drugs during job interviews to test a candidate's responsibility. If he/she is committed towards the company or is it mere hunt for a pay for them. It could also be used to check a candidate's resistance towards it. The chances of a candidate getting a job must be proportionate to his resistance. Higher resistance would certainly ensure that they would be able to handle a drag or two while they work day and nights. I also propose this to be trickled down in schools and colleges (This is not to disrespect those brave men who have had great valor to ensure an intricate network of drugs supply in these institutions.). I merely seek to legalize it because we know of an existing web of supply. This shall ensure that the children receive an education which will enable them to bring a new perspective in this world and bring some "unheard" melodies in the society. This must be initiated first in government schools to analyze its effects on the worthless masses of children, so as to avoid backlash from the patrons of the government. It shall also led to the wellbeing of a family. If the drugs are circulated amongst the members of the family, they are less likely to fight or break down. The husband and wife shall ever be satisfied and ensure that the child lead a similar life of peace and happiness.
The amalgamation of all these simultaneous processes will give rise to a new world. We will set ourselves free from the orthodoxy and social stigma that has existed in our country for centuries. And attain true freedom that had been envisioned for us at the eve of 15th August 1947. We shall let our forefathers know that our destination is nor far from our reach.
It is rather easy to handle such a situation in a democracy. The government's negligence only shows its the weakness of its authority and mass management. It shall work out to both the interest of the center and the public to make drugs available in condiment shops across the nation. The widespread availability of such substances would facilitate higher satisfaction of pot taking population in the country.
I do not wish to impose my own notions on to the government but it would certainly be a smart move on the part of them to survey the international hubs of cocaine, heroine, LSD and other drugs I know not of. This discreet survey will enable us to transit into the other phase of the plan. We shall then employ our unemployed to live there in discretion as immigrants smuggling the drugs. This should not be much of a problem as our prime minister has already been kind enough to lay foundations India's healthy foreign relations. We can establish a complete monopoly in the Asian market for drugs by directing all the drug smugglers to India. Invariably, we now become the suppliers in the east, fulfilling our trade deficit and earning substantially from exports. Since this cycle would be a highly confidential project and beyond the view of public eye, the prospect for the ruling party becomes even greater - the revenue earned by this cycle can be eased into the swiss bank accounts without drawing any attention.
The utility of drugs does not only operate internationally, but also intra-nationally. If a certain part of the government budget is segregated towards the circulation of drugs, it shall be of great effectiveness. The government must encourage the companies to use drugs during job interviews to test a candidate's responsibility. If he/she is committed towards the company or is it mere hunt for a pay for them. It could also be used to check a candidate's resistance towards it. The chances of a candidate getting a job must be proportionate to his resistance. Higher resistance would certainly ensure that they would be able to handle a drag or two while they work day and nights. I also propose this to be trickled down in schools and colleges (This is not to disrespect those brave men who have had great valor to ensure an intricate network of drugs supply in these institutions.). I merely seek to legalize it because we know of an existing web of supply. This shall ensure that the children receive an education which will enable them to bring a new perspective in this world and bring some "unheard" melodies in the society. This must be initiated first in government schools to analyze its effects on the worthless masses of children, so as to avoid backlash from the patrons of the government. It shall also led to the wellbeing of a family. If the drugs are circulated amongst the members of the family, they are less likely to fight or break down. The husband and wife shall ever be satisfied and ensure that the child lead a similar life of peace and happiness.
The amalgamation of all these simultaneous processes will give rise to a new world. We will set ourselves free from the orthodoxy and social stigma that has existed in our country for centuries. And attain true freedom that had been envisioned for us at the eve of 15th August 1947. We shall let our forefathers know that our destination is nor far from our reach.
Inspired by Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.

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