The Modern Politician

© The Artistic Psyche

(The Moral Policeman)

Hernia?

What the hell are you? 

I hear your symptoms are that 

of a pregnant woman! 

Oh, Jeez! I think you got the wrong guy! 

Not sure why...

though

you got a guy at all?!

Oh! Uh-oh! Were you a little drunk? 

and a little enthralled?

Celebrating perhaps? A new capture? 

A shot you took for another rapture? 

No wonder! You're a criminal, don't you know? 

Why do you bother troubling the poor man's soul? 

You know, he lost his mother... and son's far away! 

Is it not enough? Why more trouble do you make? 

Sleepless nights endured he has! 

Now you plan to keep his family awake!? 

Nice man he is... a gentle loving father.

Why, then sir, do you bother him further? 

Stop I say! It's for your own safety! 

One step further, and I'll eat you like a ragamuffin pastry! 

Why, now! You look pretty pale and hasty! 

Do you not like the looks of the bakery?

Of course! Of Course! 

I am afraid too! 

God knows what kind

of icing they use!

Tastes like goo, to be completely true. 

It's better in there though,

you'd be safe from the loo (लू), 

It's such a shame though, 

that it has no loo! 

Wait here, don't go! I'll use the toilet outside

the one which has the door's color blue. 

Ah! If only one could measure,

how piss gives a man pleasure. 

Oh my god! Where is he? 

Is he off to another spree?

I was starting to love talking to him...

Well... did he not... love me? 

Ah... well, it's not worth time to sell,

I'll be off now Mr. Baker, Farewell!